The irrational fear of being bald, more specifically the fear of letting people see that you are bald and the irrational belief that you can somehow camouflage the fact through a toupee, comb-over or some other method that people can discern from several miles away.
Marv has the worst toupee I've ever seen, does he really believe people don't know he's domophobic?
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'