The irrational fear of being bald, more specifically the fear of letting people see that you are bald and the irrational belief that you can somehow camouflage the fact through a toupee, comb-over or some other method that people can discern from several miles away.
Marv has the worst toupee I've ever seen, does he really believe people don't know he's domophobic?
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