Jerry went to help Red and did not expect to get a rhino punch from her while he was getting double doinkered.
by Hammerhead250 November 8, 2020
A human being of the male species who is blessed with a penis of any size who uses this penis while erectile to insert it inside of his father engaging in gay anal sex play.
by Big J the Philosopher January 23, 2022
When the bitch files a lawsuit against you and you don’t know how to cope so you jerk off two dicks at once
“FUCK dude my wife just fuckin double doinker dicked me now i don’t know what the fuck to do! Just give me your dick, I need to cope”
by SMC_SNIPER September 23, 2019
Any small facinating nipple-like object that you can enjoy, play with, fondle or adjust, and get personal satisfaction.
The nu-nu doinkers in the hot tub were spraying out hot and pulsating water. -OR- The television signal was not too good so after I twiddled several nu-nu doinkers the reception was perfect.
by Matthew Walker April 10, 2006
by floppy donkey doinker April 26, 2006
a large joint or blunt, usually used to refer to hemp wrapped joints which is similar to a combination of the two
by Heynow5000 August 11, 2019
Doinkers are fun, kid-powered animated ears. Use a hand controller to activate the movement of soft character ears (either one at a time or both at once) which are attached to a headband. Made by WowWee, award winning toy company best known for Robosapien and PaperJamz.
I want Doinkers bunny ears for Easter! They are made by WowWee and you will be able to find them just about everywhere!
by WowWee!! June 28, 2011