The act of a dog defecating on on a girls chest and then hugs her and rolls around the bed smearing the desert all over. This is a better alternative to the cleavland steamer because dog poop has a fresh scent and is very tasty.
I wanted to suprise Carrie for her graduation so i figuered to give her a tasty Dog Pie, so I brought my dog in when carrie was sleeping at night and pooped all over the her juicy chest. Carrie: OMG this feels waaay better than your poop!
by Theee Blumkin Master May 21, 2010