Dog Bag

A member of the opposite sex that try's to penetrate a friendship by sleeping with 2 best friends.

Johnny sleeps with Sarah, but then immediately tells Jenny(her best friend) he loves her and wants to be with her instead. True Dog Bag material.

Dog Bag by Tonsta January 5, 2012

dog -bag 

it is the act of being t-bagged by a dog

did you see that great dane
yeah he he dog bagged me

holy shit dude that was a total dog -bag

dog -bag by widespread March 18, 2009

Flaming bag of dog poop 

The flaming bag of dog poop is one of the most masterful strategies ever laid out in prank warfare. The prank works as follows: poop (or shit, whatever) in a basic brown bag (the kind you may have eaten lunch out of as a kid), then put the bag on the porch of your arch nemesis, finally light the top of the bag on fire, ring the doorbell (or knock) and RUN BITCH RUN! to a pre-set hiding/viewing location. If all went as planned the victim will see the flaming bag and be all like "ahh fire!" followed by a quick stomping of the bag. With all factors included the person is about to have some very shitty shoes(booya!). Otherwise known as: The flaming bag of dog shit, the flaming shit bag, the bag o' molten shit.

Mary: Nice shoes John, they new?
John: They were 'till some kid pulled the ol' flaming bag of dog poop.

Flaming bag of dog poop by Toxic Ninja December 9, 2008

dog in a bag 

The latest fad for hollywood celebrities trying to be seen as fashionable.

Comes from the trend for celebrities to carry around their dogs every where they go in handbags.

This years "dog in a bag" is having babies.

dog in a bag by Adam Turnbull October 14, 2005

Dumber than a bag of dog dicks 

Something that is even more stupid than a bag of dog dicks

Jeff said"I knew a guy that used to carry around a bag of dog dicks." that's so dumb said Bob. Carl chimed in and said "I knew a guy that believed everything CNN reported" . Poco awoke from his sleep and said " now that's dumber than a bag of dog dicks". They all laughed a bit.

Dumber than a bag of dog dicks by Jacker Smacker June 27, 2020

Still have a dog in a bag 

Something that has not been address

Person1: you want to a hang out?
Person2: I got a A on my text!
Person1: cool, but I still have a dog in a bag.

Still have a dog in a bag by Uwannahang May 10, 2021

short dog in a paper bag 

An alcoholic drink in a paper bag

I'm poor and want to get drunk lets get a short dog in a paper bag

short dog in a paper bag by Ur welcome chuck lorre November 19, 2021