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Attempting to have a conversation with your pet as if it could understand you and reply back.
Stop dog talking he's not going to say anything back
by MonksAlex August 15, 2010
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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1. When someone is blatantly bullshitting and you are completely aware it is classified as "Dog Talk"
2. When you doubt someones claims it can also be "Dog talk"
Did you not notice that all that nonsense was Dog talk?
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by aarabian May 27, 2017
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He's warmer than you think.

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