by Esmeeeeeeeee December 17, 2018
If you know someone with the last name Dixon RUN!
Nah jk honestly Dixon's are funny dirty minded people who can always make you smile but always bully you about something. And I mean ALWAYs!
Nah jk honestly Dixon's are funny dirty minded people who can always make you smile but always bully you about something. And I mean ALWAYs!
by Wizzfizzgooood October 26, 2019
When a person is so intoxicated they can't stand properly or speak without mumbling incoherrantly, usually a result of alcpholor drug-taking.
The complete opposite of sobriety.
The complete opposite of sobriety.
Jesus did you see Chris on Friday night, he was well dixoned!
I cant wait for the weekend, two days of getting completely dixoned!
I cant wait for the weekend, two days of getting completely dixoned!
by garybiscuit March 31, 2011
'Dixon' (n):
1) A person of very low intelligence
2) A person who spends the majority of his day kicking bags of air pointlessly
3) A stupid person with no future
4) A person far below yourself
'Dixonic' (adj):
1) To be of relation to Dixon
2) To do things that Dixon would do
'To Dixon' (verb):
1) To do the unspeakable
2) To kick a bag of air
3) To enjoy pointless activities involving bags of air
1) A person of very low intelligence
2) A person who spends the majority of his day kicking bags of air pointlessly
3) A stupid person with no future
4) A person far below yourself
'Dixonic' (adj):
1) To be of relation to Dixon
2) To do things that Dixon would do
'To Dixon' (verb):
1) To do the unspeakable
2) To kick a bag of air
3) To enjoy pointless activities involving bags of air
Noun: "Bloody Dixons outside again"
Adjective: "That's a very dixonic game"
Verb: "Oh god, he's started Dixoning"
Adjective: "That's a very dixonic game"
Verb: "Oh god, he's started Dixoning"
by 9THC March 7, 2005
-verb
1. To do a "dixon" - take something that's fully functional and completely fuck it up.
2. To do half a job
1. To do a "dixon" - take something that's fully functional and completely fuck it up.
2. To do half a job
by walkies May 22, 2009
Yeah, your doing the Dixon, you better watch yourself.
Oh my god, he's pulled a Dixon.
Who With?
Beth, again.
Oh my god, he's pulled a Dixon.
Who With?
Beth, again.
by mr. thing October 1, 2006
Chain of British electrical retailers that exclusively employs male juvenile retards with bad acne. They all wear cheap shiny suits from Burtons or Top Man (clothing chains that employ the same sort of people).
Dixons make their money on selling dodgy extended warranties by trying to scare you that the screen on your shiny new laptop might break. One time they tried to sell me an extended warranty on a £10 kettle. FFS...
Dixons make their money on selling dodgy extended warranties by trying to scare you that the screen on your shiny new laptop might break. One time they tried to sell me an extended warranty on a £10 kettle. FFS...
Spotty youth: "You can insure the washing machine against breakdown for 3 years for only £10/month".
Me: "Are you saying that this product which I have not yet paid for is unreliable?".
SY: "Ehhhhh...."
Me: "Besides, if it breaks, I will get a plumber out to fix it and that cannot cost as much as £360".
SY: "Security to checkouts please. We have a customer with a brain".
Me: "Are you saying that this product which I have not yet paid for is unreliable?".
SY: "Ehhhhh...."
Me: "Besides, if it breaks, I will get a plumber out to fix it and that cannot cost as much as £360".
SY: "Security to checkouts please. We have a customer with a brain".
by fubarderby August 20, 2005