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A ghettofied hole in the wall bar where the poor and downtrodden alcoholics of america go to drink disounted mini-pitchers and listen to tired David alan Coe songs.
JC and Steve were kicked out of another Dive for spitting on the floor.
by ThE LaTe JC March 24, 2005
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A run down, cheap, unclean restaurant or hotel.
That McDonalds is such a dive!
by thlayli January 27, 2003
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To 'take a dive' is to 'throw' a fight or sportng match by purposely fighting/playing poorly.
In 'Snatch', the 'Pikey' (Brad Pitt) was supposed to 'take a dive' in the 4th round.
by Diego August 18, 2003
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Informal, relaxed, "neighborhood" bar or restaurant. Sometimes cool, sometimes shitty.
What are you watching?
Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives.
What's a dive bar?
It's not about dive bars.
Oh. What's a dive then? Also, what's a dive bar?
Informal, relaxed, "neighborhood" bar or restaurant. Sometimes cool, sometimes shitty.
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1. to proceed downward rapidly through the air headfirst, usually into a swimming pool, sometimes into a person, sometimes into cement.

2. not the best of bars, restarants or hotels, usually very ghetto in appearance

3. a cool, very Japanese DDR song

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1. That was a very painful dive, but we could sell his face on E-bay.

2. Being in this dive pisses me off so much, I'm a blow the shit up! Get the fuck out!

3. I believe that I have just AA'd Dive Single Heavy. Hooray for me. I am so not AZN!!!!
by Franksta June 05, 2003
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to perform oral sex, usually on females
that chick wanted me to dive her box, yo.
by Brian Miller December 06, 2002
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1. Needlessly fall ing over in the middle of a game of football in an attempt to gain a penalty or free kick from the referee.
2. Manchester Untied and/or Cristiano Ronaldo and all of his associates
Hey Look! Rooney just did a dive
by Bluethrough November 29, 2007
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