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Everyday there is fecises all over the walls in our restrooms, and the cafeteria food tastes like absolute shit. This place is a dive.
by messiahxxx April 10, 2010
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Inviting an individual to state the obvious when they know that your already aware of the answer.

The serve must be relevant to the current conversation/situation otherwise the dive is declared lame. Extra kudos if one can catch out multiple people at the same time with a single serve.
The situation: Friend stood looking at birthday cards in the local supermarket
The 'serve': "...so someone's birthday soon?"
The 'dive': "yes mate it's...."
The punchline: *clap hands together in exaggerated diving pose* "um - DIVE!" *smug grin*
by Ntz / SteVader January 17, 2006
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When you succesfully talk to your crush.
Did you see how Michael dived on Emily, she even gave him a hug after!
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A scenario in which you and your crew had plans to go somwhere (a party for example) and had good expectations of the venue, however, when you get there, you are suprised as you find various problems such as:

a. its a sausage fest
b. the music sucks
c. very little alcohol
d. shady looking characters doing shday looking things
e. dorks watching LOTR

If the venue presents with these problems, it is dubbed as a DIVE
Jorge: Hey so what's up with that party? Is it straight?
Kyle: Nah nigga. That shit was a dive. It was 5 fat AFC's watching LOTR. And one of em were not sure if shes a girl or a guy
Jorge: Fuck, what now then.
Kyle: Anthony tells me theres a real bouncin place on 13th, supposedly have 5 kegs. Lets go check that out
Jorge: Word, Ill follow you
by RockeyMullet March 18, 2009
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1. Going into a large group of people who are more popular than you or your squad.
2. Plunging into dat ass.
1. Bro we should dive in there but I don't think they want us to.
2. I would so dive in that.
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DDR track originally from 5th Mix that is one of the truly Japanese songs in the DDR series, unlike Orion 78 that is WAPANESE
by YOU = TEH WAPANESE November 07, 2003
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