Disneylander

Adjective, a person that loves Disneyland and all Disney Parks & Resorts; and would rather be at Disneyland than anywhere else.

Person 1: She is a real Disneylander!

Person 2: Yeah totally she went to Disneyland 10 days straight!

Disneylander by TayMasi November 20, 2017

disneylandsex 

Sex that is as infrequent as getting to disneyland, happens rarely and not as often as you would like, but when you are lucky enough to get it you have a fucking awesome time.

Walt had a shit-eating grin on his face all day and Mickey asked why and Walt said, " Got me some disneylandsex last night."

disneylandsex by jpg3 February 20, 2011

Disneylandin 

The act of living outside of his or her means. This person lives his or her life like a fantasy but in reality has nothing. Frontin, fakin the funk, actin hard, perpetrating, etc...

1. *at the club*...I know that dude/chick, he/she broke as hell but over there in VIP disneylandin.

2. *in the streets*......That cat over there ridin in that nice whip disneylandin...knowin he hidin from the repo man.

3. *in general*........ Every time he/she get paid he/she out here disneylandin but at the end of the weekend he/she back to being broke.

Disneylandin by Blaqcheerio55 July 13, 2012

Disneyland mom 

A divorced mother that rarely pays attention to her child except to take her to Disneyland so she can take "fun" pictures of them while giving them loads of sweets in order be crowned the "fun parent". High five in the air to you CR!

Oh that's the Disneyland mom... You can tell by the kid with sugar eyes.

Disneyland mom by Madhatter June 15, 2014

Posttraumatic Disneyland Disorder

An insidious and disturbing psychological disorder with onset after an especially protracted visit to Disneyland which causes the sufferer to believe that everything that’s happening in their life, long after leaving the Happiest Place on Earth, is actually part of a ride or an attraction which results in the person having a permanently surreal perspective that leads to emotional numbness, depersonalization and high risk behavior.

As he headed for the cliffside running as fast as he could push himself, I realized way too late that he was engulfed in a full-blown state of Posttraumatic Disneyland Disorder and that it was highly unlikely he would live through the upcoming 250 foot drop onto the rocks below!

Posttraumatic Disneyland Disorder by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2021

Disneyland baddie

An attractive female who goes to Disneyland to take Instagram pictures. Has mouse ears, crop top, and big hoops. She is on the hunt for a vacation boyfriend that she can easily ghost later. Always with her friend who is also a baddie but is generally less attractive and more annoying.

Damn, she a Disneyland baddie.

Disneyland baddie by 4daboys February 4, 2020

Disneyland

The largest human trap run by a Mouse. See also: disneyworld.

I went to Disneyland on vacation excited, happy and rich, and left poor, tired, and sick.
I'm going again next year.

Disneyland by _allismine_ June 11, 2006