The uncontrollable and critical urge to stimulate one's own genitals for sexual pleasure, often after an extended period of celibacy (e.g. long road trips spent in shared quarters with family members)
Alan: Hey, man, wanna go grab a few drinks at the pub tonight?
Brian: Sorry, I just got back from taking care of my grandmother for three weeks, and she has no Internet at her place... It's time for some SERIOUS disasterbation!
Alan: No problem, dude. See ya next week!
Brian: Sorry, I just got back from taking care of my grandmother for three weeks, and she has no Internet at her place... It's time for some SERIOUS disasterbation!
Alan: No problem, dude. See ya next week!
by SansFapFlap April 19, 2011
guy #1: damn i jerked it so hard i came on everything last night
guy #2: thats what we call a Disasterbate
guy #2: thats what we call a Disasterbate
by Disasterbate October 30, 2014
I was a real fighter committing to a disasterbate session through the category 5 hurricane.
As the nazi's invaded my city of Warsaw, Poland and killed my family, I couldn't help but disasterbate
As the nazi's invaded my city of Warsaw, Poland and killed my family, I couldn't help but disasterbate
by Pedophile93 November 9, 2011
When you go home alone and go jerk off after an unsuccessful night of hunting sloots. Tears may be used as lubricant.
Guy #1: Did you hook up with Jackie last night?
Guy #2: No, she was into Dylan, so I just went home and disasterbated.
Guy #2: No, she was into Dylan, so I just went home and disasterbated.
by Squan14 September 1, 2014
by John Greve June 22, 2005
Matt: Did you bring someone home last night?
Jake: No, there wasn't anyone drunk enough to come back with me.
Matt: That sucks dude
Jake: It's okay because I disasterbated when I got home.
Jake: No, there wasn't anyone drunk enough to come back with me.
Matt: That sucks dude
Jake: It's okay because I disasterbated when I got home.
by Baldginger June 12, 2012
When a person or situation moves beyond being mildly disturbing but it is not a full blown disaster.
Geez, Todd, This is the best part in the movie and you keep talking through the entire thing. You’re creating a real disasterbance. Don’t be an ass!
by Tarklee May 13, 2022