Hipster Disaster on the way to work my chain fell off my fixie.
I had a major Hipster Disaster this morning, the line for my morning latte was a block long.
The barista at the Blue Bottle got his beard stuck in the latte foamer, total Hipster Disaster.
I had a major Hipster Disaster this morning, the line for my morning latte was a block long.
The barista at the Blue Bottle got his beard stuck in the latte foamer, total Hipster Disaster.
by sveesible August 30, 2012
dis·as·ter·tas·tro·phe
dih-zas-ter-tas-truh-fee
1. A sudden occurance causing great loss of life.
2. A major misfortune, mishap or failure, that effects a number of people.
3. When words like Disaster or Catastrophe just won't describe the situation well enough.
dih-zas-ter-tas-truh-fee
1. A sudden occurance causing great loss of life.
2. A major misfortune, mishap or failure, that effects a number of people.
3. When words like Disaster or Catastrophe just won't describe the situation well enough.
Quote from Ted Bear: "Your on an international flight, and the {Bastard's gone dodgy. Perhaps an albertross with poor eyesight has confused your plane engine for a mate, and smacks RIGHT INTO IT, mucking up your one snug commute into a spiral Disaster-tastrophe."
by Granadier92 August 31, 2011
(noun) a person who despite proficiency, respectability and intelligence in many or all areas of their life manages to appear as if they have never heard of any of those things; the effect is a general combination of the hilarious, the ridiculous, the facepalm-inducing and the absolutely adorable.
Usually used in reference to public personalities i.e. actors, celebrities, authors etc.
Usually used in reference to public personalities i.e. actors, celebrities, authors etc.
by detectivejane January 22, 2014
We had just crossed the international date line when I had a Cathay Disaster and shit my pants. The flight attendant told me to never trust a fart in Asia
by undiesj October 12, 2011
After a male ejaculates into a condom, he carefully removes it and then blows it up to blimp size. He then violently shakes the blimp until it explodes leaving the girl covered in baby batter. While she is speechless you must scream out: "Oh the humanity!".
by Good Ole' Rog March 3, 2009
Noun. When the media puts horrific or tragic images on a 24 hour loop, constantly driving them into your head, and then refers to the events portrayed as an "unspeakable tragedy" . .. .despite the fact that they have four different talking heads analyzing it 24 hours a day. Often times disaster porn is used to generate financial support. Most commonly associated with 9/11, where every mention of the "terrorist outrage" was followed by an infomercial for NYPD t-shirts and American flag bumper stickers.
"This is just horrible. I can't even bear to look." Said Geraldo Rivera as he rewound the disaster porn tape of the World Trade Center collapsing for the 10,000th time that day. "Buy 'I LOVE AMERICA' bumper stickers and NYPD hats now!"
by Dylan Niles October 25, 2007
A wank that takes your mind off a disaster that has just occured, allowing you to have a clear mind to think of a solution.
1) I rolled my car last night. Hit two pedestrians and a dog.
2) Bloody hell, what did you do?!
1) I had a quick Disaster Wank then set about destroying the evidence before running off into the woods.
2) Bloody hell, what did you do?!
1) I had a quick Disaster Wank then set about destroying the evidence before running off into the woods.
by Harold Bishop's Love Child March 2, 2010