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4 definitions by undiesj

 
1.
A liquid, not a gas
After my first three days in Bangkok, I was blowing asian farts so often that I ran out of clean underwear
by undiesj October 12, 2011
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2.
When you gamble in lose during a trans-Pacific flight.
We had just crossed the international date line when I had a Cathay Disaster and shit my pants. The flight attendant told me to never trust a fart in Asia
by undiesj October 12, 2011
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3.
A sexual maneuver: the standing 69. So named because the girl has to cling onto the guy like a possum clings to a tree
Jim: Lauren and I tried to do the possum last night, but my shoulder wasn't feeling good so we just did a regular 69 instead
by undiesj April 30, 2012
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4.
A threesome, in Hong Kong
I landed at Kai Tak, and rolled right into a Hong Kong Threesome at the Peninsula.
by undiesj October 11, 2011
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