5 definitions by Harold Bishop's Love Child

When a woman gets excited enough that a build up of wetness causes a lack of friction between herself and where she is sitting.
That HBLC is so gorgeous, when he appeared on TV last night, the aquaplaning caused me to slip right off my leather sofa.
by Harold Bishop's Love Child September 23, 2010
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When you experience a few days of being a gash magnet. It's completely random but they come flocking.

Taken from 'The Deadliest Catch' when a pot comes up full.
Steve - Four this week, Dave. I'm definately 'on the crab'. Dave - Nice one mate, fill your pots.
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A wank that takes your mind off a disaster that has just occured, allowing you to have a clear mind to think of a solution.
1) I rolled my car last night. Hit two pedestrians and a dog.
2) Bloody hell, what did you do?!
1) I had a quick Disaster Wank then set about destroying the evidence before running off into the woods.
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When someone is wearing a shirt so pink that for hours afterwards, everytime you blink you can still see it.
HBLC - PINK SHIRT! PINK SHIRT! PINK SHIRT! That's gonna give me the 'Pink Blink' for hours.
by Harold Bishop's Love Child January 6, 2010
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A move that is so damn awkward, infuriating, irritatating and unexpected, it confuses everyone who sees it.
Person 1) He's rotated from B to long A, back to B again and now he's going up short.

Person 2) That's such a Richter.
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