The act of defecating before a shower, but not wiping yourself clean because you use your hand as toilet paper as you take a shower. Only Italians and Jehovah's Witnesses do this.
Henry: Shit, out of toilet paper. Guess I might as well take a shower.
Pirate: Yar, even a salty mate like meself wouldn't tread the waters of a Dirty Henry.
Pirate: Yar, even a salty mate like meself wouldn't tread the waters of a Dirty Henry.
by Danny Seagal April 13, 2006
When you circumcise yourself with a cheese grater and then feed your foreskin to some faggot named Carlos.
by Yes69 pepepopo January 24, 2020
The act of unwilling anal intercourse while your partner is vomiting into a toilet due to excessive alcohol consumption.
by bigtimers April 4, 2014
by cancelldabbing2020 November 26, 2020
The act of meeting a stranger in a shopping center and being dragged into the disabled toilets to then ejaculate on her and run away
by Hammer123time April 14, 2020
When you bust all over your goth girlfriend to a video of your obese maths tutor nutting with a 1-1 replica of Luke Skywalker's lightsaber, which was then used by your small Indian cuck who burned maths equations into a Redwood tree with said lightsaber. And then record the interaction and put it all over Grindr for your weird ass friends to see it, cuz they are gayer than a box of crayons
by Archmelon August 8, 2023