Dirty Henry

The act of defecating before a shower, but not wiping yourself clean because you use your hand as toilet paper as you take a shower. Only Italians and Jehovah's Witnesses do this.

Henry: Shit, out of toilet paper. Guess I might as well take a shower.

Pirate: Yar, even a salty mate like meself wouldn't tread the waters of a Dirty Henry.

by Danny Seagal April 13, 2006

Dirty Henry

When you circumcise yourself with a cheese grater and then feed your foreskin to some faggot named Carlos.

Wow he just popped a dirty Henry.

by Yes69 pepepopo January 24, 2020

The Dirty Henry

The act of unwilling anal intercourse while your partner is vomiting into a toilet due to excessive alcohol consumption.

I can't believe he gave her The Dirty Henry

by bigtimers April 4, 2014

Dirty henri

The act of shitting in a bucket before chasing a hoe down the street.

'Damn, did he really just pull a Dirty Henri?'

by cancelldabbing2020 November 26, 2020

Dirty henry

The act of meeting a stranger in a shopping center and being dragged into the disabled toilets to then ejaculate on her and run away

Henners did a classic dirty Henry

by Hammer123time April 14, 2020

Dirty Henry

When you bust all over your goth girlfriend to a video of your obese maths tutor nutting with a 1-1 replica of Luke Skywalker's lightsaber, which was then used by your small Indian cuck who burned maths equations into a Redwood tree with said lightsaber. And then record the interaction and put it all over Grindr for your weird ass friends to see it, cuz they are gayer than a box of crayons

'yo bro i did a Dirty Henry yesterday it was mad!'

by Archmelon August 8, 2023