An alcoholic beverage must be drank to finish by circulating it among a group of friends until completely empty. Often, the cap is tossed out to eliminate the option of resealing.
We have 10 minutes until the cab gets here. Let’s dirty river this bottle of Fireball
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when you take a dump on the back of a girls neck and then piss on it letting the pee run down the spine and over her butt.
Mike asked his date if she wanted to try the dirty river
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Those two students on the football field bleachers are drifting up the 'ole dirty river.
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punching someone in the gut after giving them extremely painful anal sex, causing the to defacate uncontrollably
That no good bitch fucked my brother, so i gave her a dirty river
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the simultaneous act of ejaculating while hitting a woman in the face with a seat cushion
Last night, as I was banging this hot chick, I decided to give her a dirty rivers, unfortunately I caught her in the eye.
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River weed refers to cannabis which has been inadvertently brought into a river, lake or any large body of water, making it incredibly soggy. Even after drying the weed out, it still tastes like shit.

The phrase "dirty old river weed" may be a vague throwback at the phrase "dirty old foot hash."
This dirty old river weed tastes like a wet dog.

Yeah, let's just roll up a river blunt!
by milk salad August 17, 2010
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