8 definitions by John_Utah
Last night, as I was banging this hot chick, I decided to give her a dirty rivers, unfortunately I caught her in the eye.
by John_Utah October 30, 2015
Verbally eviscerating and symbolically teabagging the insecure coach/player/fan of an inferior team who is crying about their team being unable to take of their business.
Did you read that Warriors player sure klay-bagged the coach of the Clippers for saying they were lucky.
by John_Utah October 12, 2015
a phrase used by insecure fans who are jealous of a superior team that loses despite NBA intervention.
Look at those last place fans talking about 3-1 leads being blown., they sure are jealous of Warriors fans
by John_Utah November 23, 2016
A term used by insecure male music fans who dislike bands like Creed and Nickelback because they do not want to admit they like that music, and instead project a homoerotic connation to compensate insecurity.
I heard that song Higher by Creed, I really liked it, but I cannot let anyone know so I am going to tell everyone I heard that butt rock band Creed on the radio.
by John_Utah December 25, 2018
Did you notice the bassist was clapping his hands as his bass kept coming through the mix, I think they are trying to Motley Vanilli us.
by John_Utah July 15, 2023
by John_Utah June 17, 2021
An Insecure person, typically not a college graduate or someone who knew both of their parents, who is trying to troll, but lacks the intellect, and vomits a ridiculous take that is intended to be incendiary and ignorant
I saw some hack the other day suggest that Eddie van Halen is not an all time great guitarist, but instead is overrated.
by John_Utah May 1, 2022