Dilly Whacker

Someone who gives free, unskilled handjobs to strangers. Usually while intoxicated.

Skeezy Shelley is one dirty Dilly Whacker!

Dilly Whacker by steev-0 February 16, 2009

Dilly Wacker

Penis, DICK

My mom walked in when I was playing with my Dilly Wacker!

Dilly Wacker by Dingaling11 January 11, 2012

dilly wacker

also known as the wack, dilly wacker 3000, wackatron, wackzilla, wacktimus prime, bongzilla, darbzilla, wackism.

Is the main producer of a commodity that bitches love called wackjism.

Well known bed time story told to young bitches in hope they will abstain from sex. Instilling fear that their vaginal cavities will be torn apart by the wack stick and filled with glorious yet acidic wackjism.

That bitch got slayed by dilly wacker, i heard he fixed her acne with his wackjism 'cough' slut

dilly wacker by mjizzle October 4, 2012

Dillywacker 

A long stick people used to use to smack someones weiner if they did something bad.

redneck mom:Clevis!!!!!!!!! did you knock up the next door neighbors daughter.

Clevis:no ma i aint ever done did dat.

redneck mom:i dont beleieve ya,dont make me get out the dillywacker.
Clevis:NO MA!!!

(redneck mom slaps sons weiner with dillywacker)

Clevis:oooooohhh ma it burns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dillywacker by chickenpotpie45 October 15, 2011

dollywhacker 

Registered charity D.O.L.L.Y.W.H.A.C.K.E.R.
...Which stands for...

"The European Collective for the action against dislexic discrimination."

"Dolywhacker is not just a job for me, It's a way of life."

dollywhacker by Jim Hodgson October 3, 2003