Dildike 

1 (n) a woman acting spineless and floppy like a fake penis

2 (n) a fake lesbian

See also: Dildogenence, Dildoser, Dildojo, and Dildisease

(Lady one walks into gay bar)

Lady2: So, how YOU doin? *wink*

Lady1: Oh i'm not like that, i just came here with some friends.

Lady2: (walks away) Dildike....

Dildike by Your Dildogenent Leader February 16, 2010

Dildie Butt 

The act on inserting a 16 inch black dildo into your anus

After having a few drinks Alycia told me that she loved to dildie butt

Dildie Butt by CaptainDil April 30, 2009

dildie 

dil-DIE noun
a plural for dildo

A whole box of dildie spilled on the conveyer belt.

Why order one dildo when you can get a case of dildie for the same price?

dildi dildoes

dildie by Kevin Cooksey June 29, 2011

dildoke 

Performing karaoke with a dildo as a microphone.

She performed dildoke to the song , Filthy by Justin Timberlake.

dildoke by liloutrageous May 30, 2018

Dildie 

A 'Dildie' is someone who has a head shaped like a dildo. Their head is normally long and slightly narrow, accompanied with a buzz cut to accentuate the said shape of the dildo. Dildie's usually have ugly or unnoticeable facial characteristics that enhance or draw more attention to the idea of the dildo head.

Kailz: Wow, ew, Adam is such a Dildie.
Madz: I know!!! Atleast he's not stalking you.

Dildie by Kailzy December 20, 2008

Dildice 

The art form of excreting feces into a condom (balloons are also used) freezing said condom, and than using the dildice as a pleasuring tool usually for the female specimen.

girl 1: I made a really lumpy dildice yesterday.

girl 2: ouch...mine was long and i shaped it before freezing.

Dildice by lednas May 10, 2010

Dildine 

a drinking buddy

I met a dildine today and he gave me wisdom and fun in a bottle.

Dildine by enidlid lover April 3, 2021