1 (n) a woman acting spineless and floppy like a fake penis
2 (n) a fake lesbian
See also: Dildogenence, Dildoser, Dildojo, and Dildisease
(Lady one walks into gay bar)
Lady2: So, how YOU doin? *wink*
Lady1: Oh i'm not like that, i just came here with some friends.
Lady2: (walks away) Dildike....