Top Definition
A 'Dildie' is someone who has a head shaped like a dildo. Their head is normally long and slightly narrow, accompanied with a buzz cut to accentuate the said shape of the dildo. Dildie's usually have ugly or unnoticeable facial characteristics that enhance or draw more attention to the idea of the dildo head.
Kailz: Wow, ew, Adam is such a Dildie.
Madz: I know!!! Atleast he's not stalking you.
by Kailzy December 15, 2008
dil-DIE noun
a plural for dildo
A whole box of dildie spilled on the conveyer belt.

Why order one dildo when you can get a case of dildie for the same price?

dildi dildoes
by Kevin Cooksey June 27, 2011

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