Steve: Man, Cool Joe is so rad! Look at all of those dudes taking in his dietary viber.
Mark: Steve, how could you not take in his vibe?
Mark: Steve, how could you not take in his vibe?
by PWS27 April 27, 2017
Any sufficiently homogenous meal which, during its consumption, has an apperence significantly similar to its appearence when exiting the digestive system.
by darkpq314 November 18, 2018
1.What happens to people on a very strict diet (especially vegans or anorexics) due to lack of nutrients or calories. Symptoms include stupidity, irrational behavior, and going ape shit without frequent meals of approved food.
2. Why granolas can be so irritating and hard to be around.
2. Why granolas can be so irritating and hard to be around.
Sheila: "What's up with Jenny? She flipped out on me for no reason yesterday, and she keeps acting like Smeegul from Lord of the Rings with that bag of organic trail mix."
Kevin: "I think it's because she went vegan recently."
Sheila: "Oh, I get it. Dietary retardation."
Kevin: "I think it's because she went vegan recently."
Sheila: "Oh, I get it. Dietary retardation."
by bowlingforcolumbuncombe December 4, 2010
Religious or Superstitious Beliefs centered around eating and dogmatically defended and militarily protected by their adherents. Often involves spreading competing Propaganda, on diet and nutrition, to win market share or converts.
Dietary Cults Illustrated
Example 1 - John: "I'm an intermittent fast-er"
Mary: "I believe in eating 6 small meals a day."
John: "You're an Apostate."
Mary: "You're Satan Incarnate."
Example 2 - Rick: "i'm a Vegan."
Belinda: "i'm on the Carnivore Diet."
Rick: "you're a Violent Person and Psychotic Predator, there is no reason to eat animals."
Belinda: "your the reason our species is weak and degenerating: no animal protein."
Dietary Jihad/Crusade/Mahabharat ensues
Belinda dies in a Vegan Protest where a Vegan leaves behind a banana peel for her to slip on. Traces of almond milk are found around her mouth the next day. Left as a message to would-be Carnivores. This is Portland.
Example 3 - Gulvinder (Hindu): "This is India we don't eat beef."
Mohammed (Muslim): "There are legal exemptions. I can sell beef to other countries."
Gulvinder: "You shouldn't be enabling the eating of bovine in a roundabout way." (subtext: warning)
Mohammed: "Well I have the right." (i.e. completely misses the warning due to arrogance and not understanding the situation he is in)
Mohammed gets lynched the next day. "The Right Nutrition saves Lives" - Random Ambitious Doctor
Example 1 - John: "I'm an intermittent fast-er"
Mary: "I believe in eating 6 small meals a day."
John: "You're an Apostate."
Mary: "You're Satan Incarnate."
Example 2 - Rick: "i'm a Vegan."
Belinda: "i'm on the Carnivore Diet."
Rick: "you're a Violent Person and Psychotic Predator, there is no reason to eat animals."
Belinda: "your the reason our species is weak and degenerating: no animal protein."
Dietary Jihad/Crusade/Mahabharat ensues
Belinda dies in a Vegan Protest where a Vegan leaves behind a banana peel for her to slip on. Traces of almond milk are found around her mouth the next day. Left as a message to would-be Carnivores. This is Portland.
Example 3 - Gulvinder (Hindu): "This is India we don't eat beef."
Mohammed (Muslim): "There are legal exemptions. I can sell beef to other countries."
Gulvinder: "You shouldn't be enabling the eating of bovine in a roundabout way." (subtext: warning)
Mohammed: "Well I have the right." (i.e. completely misses the warning due to arrogance and not understanding the situation he is in)
Mohammed gets lynched the next day. "The Right Nutrition saves Lives" - Random Ambitious Doctor
by LemmingEinstein September 5, 2021
Reviewing everything you have eaten over the last 24 hours to determine what is causing your horrible-smelling gas.
by DavieYo April 25, 2013
by Dray’s Dictionary December 1, 2021