8 definitions by DavieYo
Delicately balancing items at the top of an already-overflowing waste receptacle in order to avoid responsibility for emptying it.
by DavieYo November 25, 2014
A loose female who, while not relationship material, is attractive enough to accompany you to formal events, and give you an enjoyable evening afterwards.
"Are you taking Tracy to your boss' wedding?"
"Nah son, we broke up. Gonna have to use my three-piece slut for this one!"
"Nah son, we broke up. Gonna have to use my three-piece slut for this one!"
by DavieYo May 20, 2015
Reviewing everything you have eaten over the last 24 hours to determine what is causing your horrible-smelling gas.
by DavieYo April 25, 2013
"Give me a cheeseburger with extra pickles, NO onions, and bbq sauce on the side. Oh, and a coke with very little ice."
shakes head "You are such a McDiva."
shakes head "You are such a McDiva."
by DavieYo April 25, 2013
When you enter a public bathroom and only go #1, but you still get blamed for the stink left by the person ahead of you.
person gives you a dirty look as you leave the restroom
"Hey man, it wasn't me! I just peed! This is a case of misSTINKen Identity!"
"Hey man, it wasn't me! I just peed! This is a case of misSTINKen Identity!"
by DavieYo October 23, 2017
"I had a Louisville Slugger-sized hardon last night and needed to crank one out, but my roomie was awake, watching some dumbass videos. I was up masturwaiting until 1:30am!"
by DavieYo March 2, 2015
"Man, I was hammered last night. I did a lawn sprinkler on the old lady's house down the street on my way home!"
by DavieYo February 26, 2015