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Diebolded 

An election or contest in which the least likely candidate achieves victory due to a questionable or fraudulent electronic voting system is said to have been "Diebolded". It shares no common etymology with "de-balled", although it means essentially the same thing for democracy.
Seriously, the only way (insert candidate's name here) could have won that election is if it was Diebolded.
Diebolded by SofaShark February 4, 2006
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1. A company that is involved in the manufacture of banking equipment - such as ATMs.

2. A company that makes voting machines that are highly vulnerable to hacking as well as voter fraud. A company that insists on making voting machines that don't leave a paper trail.
Diebold should've stuck to making ATMs instead of trying to make Repulican voting machines for George Bush.
Diebold by jesster79 February 16, 2006
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debolder 

Debolder is a bonafide hustler who keeps it real in any weather. He is a pimpalacious mack daddy to all hoes on his block he keeps his pimp hand strong in all 4 seasons. He also keeps it crunk in the club with hermit crabs
Man Debolder was getting down with his bad self last night up in the crunkalisious club
debolder by Stang Bang February 12, 2006
A voting machine that has basically ended democracy in America.
Republicans and Bush can fuck up so much in the next few years and Republican voters would vote against the Republican canadidates, but with Diebold Voting Machines the Republican Party will stay in power!!!!!!!
diebold by LibWithaHeart April 12, 2005
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
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