diddle

verb; the act of "slipping" ones fingers into the damp and dark inners of a females reproductive organ.

maaaaaaan, i slipped a diddle!" or "it would be rude not to, slip a diddle."

by nosecandy69 May 1, 2011

Diddled

Guy 1: That tradesman overcharged me for the wall he built for me
Guy 2: By how much???
Guy 1: £2000
Guy 2: You've been diddled mate

by morgjones13 September 28, 2015

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Diddling

The act of public mastrubation whilst wearing a paper bag with a frowny face adorned over it.

"Oh god, did you see that sicko diddling himself in the street?!"

by Epic Man Dougal September 25, 2018

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diddle means to shake around your penis around with other men
usually done in circles with several men some of which are tall with short dicks
that would be known as a diddles

Jim:you wanna have diddles
Billy:Hell yeah man! I just came out of my domestic partnership with Joe
Joe:if your having diddles you better include me

by the man with a golden dick 2.0 July 23, 2009

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1. Australasian slang for the phallus, often used by small children before they learn more inappropriate pseudonyms for "penis".

2. A word commonly used instead sex.

3. A word used to describe a lack of activity.

4. A word used to describe someone being defeated in any manner.

1. "Wow, that Jared boy has a tremendous diddle!"

2. "Fuck me, i'd love to diddle Susan tonight."

3. The boys diddled about instead of going to class.

4. "Dude, i hear you got diddled in Tae-kwon-do on Saturday!"

by the godsmith May 23, 2008

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