look up any word, like blumpkin:
 
29.
a book used to define things
Demetri Martin: "I bought a dictionary...First thing I did, I looked up the word "Dictionary" and it said "You're an asshole"
by michael park September 27, 2007
 
30.
Apparently it was an archaic form of looking up words before spell check and Wikipedia.
I used to chew on the cover of aDictionary at skool
by insanepeabrain February 02, 2010
 
31.
A big book of words, where people look up definitions of words. The dictionary is missing many words, like the ones in here! If you're still confused, click here to look up dictionary
My name is not in the dictionary.
by hExDeCiMaL December 13, 2003
 
32.
A malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of language and making it hard and inelastic. This dictionary, however, is most useful.
"Read the Goddamn rest of this dictionary. Why are you still HERE?"
by Zak May 03, 2003
 
33.
A book or whatever that people read to look for definition with big ass words that you'll have to look for again only for it to define the word with "ly" in the end and it won't help. So you look the word up in urbandictionary or look if someone already asked what the word was in yahoo answers.
Me: What's the definition of "slut"?
In the dictionary: A person, especially a woman, considered sexually promiscuous.
Me: What the hell is promiscuous!??!?!
by She who MUSN'T be named March 19, 2011
 
34.
A reference book containing an alphabetical list of words with information about them
Dictionary - a reference book containing an alphabetical list of words with information about them
by Smartypants122 January 18, 2010
 
35.
You're a dick.
You're a dick for looking up dictionary in the dictionary.
by RadioKing01 November 29, 2009