The crap that you need to use at school because the teacher is too much of a lazy ass to tell you the meaning of a word
Boy: What's the meaning of that word?
Teacher: Go use the DICTIONARY and find it yourself
Boy: Screw you
by TruantKittyBangbang June 10, 2010
A book filled with definitions of words.

I'm surprised no-one has defined it yet. o.o
Today I looked in the dictionary and found out that quean means prostitute
by snape loves you April 10, 2010
1. An expensive encyclopaedia where people look up the definitions of words.
2. A censored and sophisticated version of Urban Dictionary.
3. What we all wish n00bs on forums and chat sites knew how to use.
dic-tion-ar-y (abbr.: dict.)

noun ( pl. -aries)

a book that lists the words of a language in alphabetical order and gives their meaning, or that gives the equivalent words in a different language.
• a reference book on any subject, the items of which are arranged in alphabetical order : a dictionary of quotations.

early 16th cent.: from medieval Latin dictionarium (manuale) or dictionarius (liber) ‘manual or book of words,’ from Latin dictio (see diction ).
by Sara Sylvia October 10, 2006
A Useless book of information. The only useful dictionary is the one you're reading at this moment. Also If they misspell a word how would we know? Mrs. Stocks's best friend.
Websters Dictionary misspelled Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia
by go123 December 22, 2010
A large book containing only "real" words, their "correct" spellings and their (far-less-entertaining-than-urban-dictionary) definitions.
Bill: Gullible.
Josh: what?
Bill: Look in the dictionary, moron.
Josh *flipping through pages* Its not here.
Bill: What?
Josh: Gullible isn't in the dictionary.
Bill: You're shittin' me!
Josh: Nope.
by FrustratedChicken January 04, 2009
The place where you won't find gullible, it's just not there.
Person 1: Did you know gullible isn't in the dictionary?

Person 2:Really, I'll look it up. *Looks up gullible in Dictionary*

Person 2: Wow! It's really not there!

Person 1: No way, gimme a look!
by william hitchcock April 01, 2008
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