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dankscope 

It's when you smoke weed every day for a week like snoop dogg to build your 420 hemp power. You then make sure ur mum is ready to grab the camera, bathe in Mountain Dew, and snort crushed up Dorito powder. you get on xbox live join a call of duty match, get an l96A1 sniper and quickscope the fucking illuminati out of all the cheeky skrublords
"omg xXx_Illuminati_xXx, you just got Dankscoped" "damn son you must have smoked weed and bathed in mtn dew to achieve such an MLG trickshot"

dickopede 

an insect with 100 dicks
dude, you look like you just been assfucked by a giant dickopede.
dickopede by ken power September 5, 2007

dickslowed 

You're driving your car and making good time and then you pull up behind someone going really slow and you can't pass. You just got dickslowed.
Sorry, I got dickslowed on my way over here.
dickslowed by westcherry October 1, 2016

dickscape 

When visiting a large sculpture, building, or structure of some sort you take a picture while positioning yourself where your dick in comparison looks the same size or larger.
I've collected dickscapes of myself around the world, the Leaning Tower of Pisa, CN Tower, and even the Burj Khalifa.
dickscape by infosystir March 15, 2016

dicksmoker 

someone who gets on thier knees for the boss!
Nathan is Don's dicksmoker!
dicksmoker by coastworm October 8, 2003

dickspeed 

1)How fast the dongcopter goes

2)Any tempo over 1400 in Mario Paint Composer. It's so fast it seems to catch up with the dongcopter.
1)The dongcopter has broken the dick barrier and gone into cock 1.

2)Holy Jesus flakes! With a tempo of 2600 that song would have gone into dickspeed 4 times and back!
dickspeed by moot#faggot February 4, 2009