dicker

One who dicks around. A person who is procrastinating or otherwise doing something other than what they are supposed to be doing.

Quit dickin' around you dicker.

Man you've got 3 papers to write by tomorrow and you're playing computer games! You're such a dicker!

by the annihilatrix September 26, 2007

Dickering

The act of teasing a women's pussy by continously barely sticking you dick in then pulling out.

My wife was really horny and really wanted to be fucked hard, but I just kept dickering her.

by Foreskin Mc Adams June 17, 2020

dickering

making a trade for an item with something other than money. bartering.

He had an old tractor he didn't need anymore, so after some dickering i walked away with the tractor in exchange for 20 pounds of peanuts.

by jethro20 April 17, 2017

dicker

texan slang. to mess with, to play with.

Stop dickering with the a/c!

by Judge Scott September 13, 2003

dickering

It's when two dicks (as in the people) start to bicker. The resulting feud is called dickering. I suppose it could be a sort of sword fight between two dicks (the things), but that's just speculation.

Cheney and Rumsfeld whipped it out and starting dickering.

by impermanence July 11, 2008

Dickerous

An uncomftrably large cliterous, often ressembling a small dick.

I was giving this girl an easter finger and decided to go down on her to get my red wings. I discovered apon inspection however, that she had a dickerous and that shit is just too weird for me.

by Erickhand December 18, 2010

dicker

A dumbass; a faggot.

That Dicker loves anal.

by xxxxxxxxxkillyou May 25, 2005