Dick on a dog

Really hot, usually caused by a large group of people.

It was really hot at the game yesterday - it was like a dick on a dog.

by Fat Rick P February 18, 2009

dick in a dogs ass

"Putting a dick in a dog's ass" or "Putting a dick in a dogs ass all day long " is the time honored art of achieving absolutely nothing at all.

Little Jimmy spent his entire summer putting a dick in a dogs ass.

by Chris Crown January 6, 2015

dick the dog

Navy slang for fucking off, dicking around, being a slacker.

"Y'all quit dickin' the dog and get back to work!"

by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

dicking the dog

acting in an unproductive manner

dude, would you stop dicking the dog and help me set up this stereo

by billy kelley March 26, 2004

Dicking the Dog

A Blue Collar term for fucking off on the job. More specifically, taking much longer to complete a work assignment than the company or boss expects should be spent on it. Dicking the Dog Poking the Pooch can effectively be used as a tool to create overtime in which the employee is paid one and one half times the hourly rate.

Man 1: Old Joe sure is Dicking the Dog today. Man 2: Yea he sure the fuck is, must have a car payment or something due cause he's gonna run that job into overtime.

by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009

Dicking the dog

Navy slang for fucking around when you're supposed to be doing something else. Also known as Skating. Sometimes a literal translation when you see someone banging a canine.

I asked why Matt's dog had blood running down it's leg but realized he had been dicking the dog.

by Monkey mouth bitches March 30, 2020

Dicked the Dog

( Dicked the Dog) To Screw up extremely Bad

Jay just Dicked the Dog when he smashed his hand.

by Tabago's mom March 30, 2019