Dick Shingle 

One who is a total asshole, or acts assholeish. It is also used for when you wish to make an insult towards someone, yet wish to have some humor in a word.

I know, he's a total Dick Shingle.

Dick Shingle by Snorn July 6, 2010

Dick Shingle 

The dried crust from condom residue that is still on the penis in the morning. Usually recognizable during the morning pee.

Jesus what gutter did I drag that girl out of, the amount of dick shingle is obscene.

Dick Shingle by Braingrapes April 11, 2017

Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! 

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.

President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"

Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022

The single dick effect 

When there is an attraction to an otherwise unattractive person because they are the only male in the room/ available to be conquered.

He’s not even hot its just the single dick effect.

The single dick effect by emilyinharas November 16, 2021