Dick Klicks 

Riding or driving a vehicle around town or small areas adding miles or kilometers to the vehicle causing it to devalue. Never going on long road trips.

All he does is drive around town in his Civic adding dick klicks while blasting his stereo.

Were you out riding around town all night adding dick klicks to your bike?

You have 30,000 miles on your vehicle? Ya but there mostly dick klicks because I dont like to take it out of town.

Dick Klicks by HighSpeedHamish July 7, 2010

Dickslicksia 

Lack of proficiency in giving head.
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Dude.. that chick must have dickslicksia. I put my cock in her mouth and she didn't know what to do!

Dickslicksia by Sarge AC October 27, 2008

DickLickSick 

Someone who claims they are Dislectsic but they are just really Sick of Licking Dicks. This is usually done to get a free laptop from the school.

Big John was the founder of DickLickSick disease (and left school with a £1500 Sony laptop)

DickLickSick by PrezMeister January 1, 2008