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dick collar 

When the penis is soft, the dick collar is the loose skin that bunches up around the base of the head, or neck, of the penis.
Thus creating a collar-like appearance around the base of the head.
Man, I got my dick collar caught in my zipper! It hurt like a mofo!
dick collar by Sarah Lambert April 4, 2008

blue collar dick 

A dick that isn't the biggest or the best but it shows up on time and gets the job done.
"Hay Cindy, how was last night"
"Well it was okay, not the biggest but it got the job done. You know, blue collar dick"

collard green dick 

The act of fucking someone in the ass, and upon pulling your penis out, discovering that there is a collard green wrapped around your dick.
I met this chick that was obsessed with anal. It was the only way she could get off. In fact, it went pretty well until I pulled out one time and had a collard green dick.
collard green dick by Dylan Lenoir November 28, 2011