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dick collar 

When the penis is soft, the dick collar is the loose skin that bunches up around the base of the head, or neck, of the penis.
Thus creating a collar-like appearance around the base of the head.
Man, I got my dick collar caught in my zipper! It hurt like a mofo!
dick collar by Sarah Lambert April 4, 2008

blue collar dick 

A dick that isn't the biggest or the best but it shows up on time and gets the job done.
"Hay Cindy, how was last night"
"Well it was okay, not the biggest but it got the job done. You know, blue collar dick"

collard green dick 

The act of fucking someone in the ass, and upon pulling your penis out, discovering that there is a collard green wrapped around your dick.
I met this chick that was obsessed with anal. It was the only way she could get off. In fact, it went pretty well until I pulled out one time and had a collard green dick.
collard green dick by Dylan Lenoir November 28, 2011

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026