dirty dick hands

When a guy finishes using a urinal and, zero fucks given, exits the bathroom without washing his hands.
Abbreviation: DDH

I saw Bob walk out of the bathroom then high-five Tim with his dirty dick hands .

by ElCockUltimo January 2, 2016

Limp-Dick Hand

When a fag with has a very soft, loose limp hand, like that of a chubby penis, specifically a fag named Marcus, while another friend, specifically one named Judson, recalls sexual adventures and then acts as if they have a deeper meaning to them.

Damn, at rehearsal today, Marcus totally had a Limp-Dick hand.

by Jssbsksnxj January 14, 2017

Stink Dick Hands

After having intercourse, the smell of your hands after jerking off before showering.

Yo, I was fuckin this bitch last night, but I had to jerk it to get the leftover poison out. Yo Nigga, you got stink dick hands!

by Dfiaj December 14, 2018

dirty Dick hands

The unhygienic hands of Richard.

Damn Rich, you've got some dirty Dick hands, bro.

by Dunder Ball June 15, 2016

dicks for hands

Metaphorical (and/or literal) penises in place of hands.

(watching football) That's his third drop today! That dude has dicks for hands!

by Boone Jensen January 14, 2018

dick-in-hand

Like cash-in-hand, you are paid with sexual favors, rather than money.

Matt: Hey man, I just got paid.
Craig: Hey, i'll come with you to get the money out.
Matt: Na, it's already happened. My boss is hot, she pays me dick-in-hand! BOOYA!!!

by G0T_M34T July 30, 2007

with his dick in hand

Not knowing what the fuck to do in any given situation.

He's shit at this game. It's like he is walking around with his dick in hand.

by Limpy1732 October 19, 2017