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1.
To cover ones penis and balls with a tube sock or gym sock.
Man, all i'm going to wear is a dick sweater tonight, like the Red Hot Chili Peppers did.
by JackGeorge June 01, 2009
 
2.
A person who always agrees with someone else.
Billy: Fuck, I hate anyone who isn't white!
Rob: Srsly.
Everyone else: God damn Rob, you're always acting like Billy's dicksweater.
by kenato June 29, 2009