Diarrhea Dong 

When a negro fucks some bitch in the ass then has the ho suck the shit off.

Hey bitch, I would really enjoy a Diarrhea Dong.

Diarrhea Dong by James Dumont October 29, 2006

diarrheadonalds

A disgusting, sick-nasty, fastfood chain restaurant that gives you the runs for days and bloody, explosive diarrhea. Also sponsor of the Oklahoma Thunder Thighs.

Chewbacca: JT... is that poop running down your leg?
JT: Diarrheadonalds.. you let me down again.

diarrheadonalds by aggabagga1234 January 2, 2011

diarrheading 

v.- Diarrheading is the act of reading on the toilet bowl whilst engaged in a loose and/or sloppy or complicated bowl movement.

Diarrheading can also be used to describe the actions of an individual who takes an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom due to their enjoyment of their chosen reading materials.

(spoken in frustration and addressing the bathroom door) "I know you drank too many belgian quadruples last night Steve, but you've been diarrheading in there for at least half an hour already"!!!

diarrheading by demar77 March 10, 2010

Diarrheading 

When you have a horrible case of diarrhoea but you just can't put down the latest hunger games book, so you try to read while your insides splurge out of you, usually getting large amounts of excrement on the book in the process.

Man 1: Hey man, you sounded pretty sick last night.
Man 2: Yeah, but I managed to do some Diarrheading.
Man 1: Which book?
Man 2: The first Twilight book.
Man 1: Oh, good thinking. That book is already full of shit, a little more wouldn't change it.

Diarrheading by DiarrheadingBitch December 23, 2019