A disgusting, sick-nasty, fastfood chain restaurant that gives you the runs for days and bloody, explosive diarrhea. Also sponsor of the OklahomaThunder Thighs.
Chewbacca: JT... is that poop running down your leg?
JT: Diarrheadonalds.. you let me down again.
v.- Diarrheading is the act of reading on the toilet bowl whilst engaged in a loose and/or sloppy or complicated bowl movement.
Diarrheading can also be used to describe the actions of an individual who takes an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom due to their enjoyment of their chosen reading materials.
(spoken in frustration and addressing the bathroom door) "I know you drank too many belgian quadruples last nightSteve, but you've been diarrheading in there for at least half an hour already"!!!
When you have a horrible case of diarrhoea but you just can't put down the latest hunger games book, so you try to read while your insides splurge out of you, usually getting large amounts of excrement on the book in the process.
Man 1: Hey man, you sounded pretty sick last night.
Man 2: Yeah, but I managed to do some Diarrheading.
Man 1: Which book?
Man 2: The first Twilightbook.
Man 1: Oh, good thinking. That book is already full of shit, a little more wouldn't change it.
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!