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Diarmuid 

Diarmuid is a god amongst men he has the biggest cock on earth. with the ability to crush a person under its weight
Praise be to Diarmuid
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Diarmuid 

A Warrior. In Irish myth he was the dude who ran away with Fionn McCughall's wife. He was also good at climbing. Nowadays Diarmuids are generally of a good stock. Although often confused with the inferior anglo bastardisations of the proper name such as Dermot, Dermott and Diarmaid. Due to their relative rarity they tend to be unique, always quick witted, charming and easy going and It's probably worth noting that the name translates from the Gaelic as 'Without Fear or Envy'.

Noun: A sly motherfucker who'll wind you up and win your respect in the process with his acid tongue.
You better get offa my mother Diarmuid you crazy, charming bastard.
Diarmuid by reynard the fox March 27, 2011

Diarmuid 

A wizard/warrior who lives in a magical place called "Mordor" and sleep with a girl with big tits and who is a mothafuckin OG and smoke weed all day everyday.
I wish I was so Diarmuid right now
Diarmuid by Hamstertron 4000 March 9, 2015

Diarmuid 

A man with floppy elegant hair who is very smart witted and has a friend called Bill and he has mental issues
"WOW look how he runs! He's a Diarmuid"
"Oh no he's become a Diarmuid"
Diarmuid by The Orwin slaver March 27, 2017

Diarmuid 

This kid is probably the biggest smartass has a 3 inch cock mostly likely a midget and will never ever have sex but a actually nice and kind kid
Bobviously how look at that smartass
John he is obviously a diarmuid

Craig well at least he's not a sean
Diarmuid by Waish November 1, 2018

Diarmuid 

Unattractive male who tends to blame others. Heavy smoker also small male with a big attitude
Give us a fag diarmuid
Diarmuid by Warrior21 October 12, 2019