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a blivering idiot! easily fooled by practical jokes, often late for events.. usual excuses range from taking a poo to outlandish and detailed storys involving loss of phone/keys/wallet ect.
works in an oppressive retail regime where the ugly are shunned and war heroes are mocked.
often carries food on person and very little money, not worth your time robbing unless you are hungry yourself.. also a good idea to avoid armpit region as sweat is abundant and plentiful.
if someone is any of the above they are a Dhiv
by ohshitsonyougotpunkd May 03, 2011

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