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A turd that is anywhere except for in the toilet or in a person.
1.

Man! I need to get home quick or I'm going to have a Deuce on the loose!

2.

first guy: Don't go into the second toilet stall, there's a couple deuces on the loose.

second guy: Aww dude! Nasty! Where?

first guy: One on the floor and one on the toilet seat.
by CrazyAndyD October 20, 2012
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