derbisol

-a made up drug used for school drug surveys (also known as derb, dirt, DB)
-used to tell if a kid is lying on the survey

"how many times a week do you use Derbisol?
a) 0/ not applicable
b) 1-3
c) 4-5
d) 6-7"

derbisol by Taylor530 January 30, 2007

derpestrian 

A stupid pedestrian.
- Hits the Walk Signal more than once.
- Crosses without a crosswalk at heavy traffic, usually stranding himself on an "island" for many minutes.
- Has not mastered the art of jaywalking.
- Crosses in front of a car who finally gets a break in the traffic he's been wanting to merge with.
Term can be thought of as DERR-pestrian or fake-German like "der pest-rian."

Motherfuckin derpestrian!! Crossin' however you please just 'cause you know you could sue me if I hit you. Bitch.

derpestrian by Douglas Young November 13, 2007

blaise debeste 

A hot, ex-Chief Prosecutor from the Ace Attorney Investigations 2 game. He has a son named Sebastian Debeste and a fake beard. He loves to make all possible things dissapear and calling his son an idiot. He usually ends his sentence with a "y'know".

Blaise Debeste: Sebastian is a good boy but he's such an idiot, y'know?
- In Ace Attorney Investigations 2

blaise debeste by caligosto July 24, 2020

derber 

an out of place speck of debris

specifically, a piece of green lint on a white sweater would be a derber. a piece of white lint would not be. a booger on a newspaper would be. a booger in your nose would not be.

derber by andy1 April 3, 2004

Derpes 

A terminal disease that took its namesake from herpes. Can be contracted as a result of prolonged exposure to / conversation with trolls or even just overly stupid people.
If contracted, stay indoors and contact your GP immediately, but do not - under any circumstances - converse with them for any longer than needed, lest you infect them in turn with Derpes.

Patient (on telephone): derp lol doc i thnk i gotted derpes
Doctor (on telephone): Good Lord. Are you capable of any coherent speech?
Patient: wat is cohurrent
Doctor (infected): herf i dunno lol

Derpes by ItsjH November 17, 2010

derbyshire 

A county in the East Midlands of England. Home to the Peak District. Largest settlements are Derby and Chesterfield. Administrative headquarters are based in Matlock. Only has two English football league clubs- Derby County FC and Chesterfield FC. Considered by some to be the birthplace of the Industrial Revolution. Borders on Greater Manchester, South Yorkshire, Nottinghamshire, Leicestershire, Cheshire, and Staffordshire.

Derbyshire is in the centre of England.

derbyshire by Hobo107 January 25, 2015

debest 

awesome in every way.

term used to describe what is the best

a fancier way of saying the best

a way to describe dank weed

"dude, remember that weed last night? shit was debest."

debest by Cole Herbst May 7, 2008