nespresso depresso

isabelle’s way of saying depressed or sad

isabelle: don’t be nespresso depresso

by your secret admirer 💋 March 3, 2020

Expresso Depresso

A phrase used to describe the feeling of depression that comes onto someone when they least expect it and is usually due to many unfortunate and/or negative things happening to the person who is feeling depressed. It usually does a lot of damage emotionally and can result in a massive mood swing for the depressee. The Espresso part is made up of the words express and espresso. It refers to the sudden draining feeling you get after drinking a highly caffeinated drink such as an Espresso (relatable to that of an Expresso Depresso type meltdown) and the fact that the depressed feeling comes really quickly (almost like express delivery!). The depresso part is the word depression, manipulated to sound better/rhyme with the word Expresso.

Jasmin: I'm feeling SO Expresso Depresso right now.
Hayley: Why what happened?
Jasmin: Well I was fine this morning until my boyfriend and I got into ANOTHER fight, I failed my math test, and there's a new rumour being spread about me.
Hayley: Gosh, that IS depressing... :(

by Jasmin S. December 8, 2008

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Depresso Espresso

A phrase brought to popularity by Malainey (not Tom). It is used to describe someone who is feeling depresso. It has the complete opposite affect of a regular espresso.

Jimmy has been a bit Depresso Espresso recently

by CarrotCuntCasey October 25, 2018

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Depresso Kirby

A seemingly sad person, usually around the ages of 9-12 that wears beanies over their eyes and plays ssbu till 3 in the morning. Often caught trying to get off school because they are "sick" however they just want to play ssbu.

Teacher: Hey why are you so tired and sad
Kid from across the Class: Sir, thats the depresso Kirby
Teacher: fucking hell

by ssoonn December 9, 2021

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