Depresso 

A person who constantly feels blue and really low because of a 'certain' situation (read: an asshole of a lover, political issues, a bad break-up) that made them feel that way. These people are known to constantly weep, think a lot, feel miserable all the time and cry themselves to sleep. Their misery is infectious.

I tried giving Sue some advice but it was like one depresso telling another depresso to snap out of it.

Depresso by Krypton02 February 18, 2011

Depresso 

Where your kinda depressed or in your feelings but have no reason to be

Man I wish I can go to that party I’m depresso

Depresso by 51004.lexy June 21, 2019

Depresso 

The fake Spanglish way to say depressed. Makes a depressing sentence become a meme-ish and humorously self-deprecating one.

Wowie I'm muy depresso today

I feel mucho depresso because I had a dream that I got a dog but when I woke up I had approximately zero dogs

Depresso by EliBam June 11, 2018

Depresso 

A double espresso in a normal-sized coffee mug with a lot of vodka.
Picks you up, gets you alert and SLAMS you down again when the vodka hits.

Sue was getting tired but still wanted to get drunk, she asked me what she should order, I said: "Depresso, what else?"

Depresso by joeri_poeri November 16, 2017

depresso 

A distinctive emotional atmosphere generally experienced
1) on Sunday afternoons due to lack of sunlight and a possible hangover.
2) when reading sad and uninspiring literature.

"Today has kind of a depresso vibe to it, but I think tomorrow will be better."

"Books by Philip K. Dick = depresso."

depresso by Leah Z January 11, 2009

Depresso 

The feeling one gets when he or she has run out of coffee and/or has no means of acquiring a caffeine fix.

A severe case of depresso has George borrowing money at the office to buy coffee at lunch.

Depresso by ElDumasto June 5, 2013

depresso 

a person who is depressed, probably listens to emo music and doesn't give a shit what you think.

Geez... Jane is such a depresso.

depresso by Michelle December 20, 2003