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mutton dressed as dog dirt 

An ugly, often old has been, who's trying to look sexy by wearing a short skirt and make up, making a small improvement from the accident she had with the ugly tree
'Ere, Bri, you seen that old bird in accounts in that short skirt? Aye, mutton dressed as dog dirt

depresso.doggo 

An epic meme page on Instagram run by a few mods that has actual decent memes and all the doggos you need.
"Hey you should totally follow @depresso.doggo on Instagram!"
depresso.doggo by Gongy April 7, 2019

Dogpressed 

When your dog goes through a midlife crisis and gets a little depressed.
Yesterday Charlie was looking really sad... I think he's dogpressed.
Dogpressed by idksteven August 27, 2018

dogepressed 

Dogepressed is one of the strangest Discord users you will ever encounter throughout your lifetime...he owns a silly server that's been deleted and remade several times and claims to have a lot of rizz (despite truly having none). He also says he touches grass, though that statement is highly questionable. If you ever meet Dogepressed, make sure to say hi!
Person A: Dogepressed is soooo hot!!
Person B: No, that's cap!
dogepressed by WolfyRichards July 12, 2024

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026