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A member of one of the two major political groups. The average democrat thinks that: 1) It is the woman's body, she can decide if she wants to abort her undeveloped baby. In reality, the republican christian extremists bash the idea of abortion because 'it is killing a baby', yet in reality it is not. It is just killing an embryo or fetus which isn't technically alive seeing as it has to breathe off of the mother's breath. 2) We need to hurry up and do something about the environment; there is a lot of pollution and cO2 emissions and it is destroying our planet. 3) Separation of church and state; America was founded by Atheists. America is not based on God. Anyone can believe what they want to, but don't 'force' your bullshit on everyone. 4) Animal rights. Animals are technically people seeing as We, the humans are animals ourselves. Calling animals idiotic is pretty much calling ourselves retards in which we are. Animals should not be abused, but they should have equal rights as us humans do. etc.. The negative stereotype for the democrat is quote 'A hippy liberal douchebag who fucks animals and is a pansy faggot. Really fat and girly'. This is coming from most of the republicans. In reality, most democrats have an average I.Q of 160. We care for the earth, for the poor and rich and inbetween, for everyone to have equal rights.. Pretty much the opposite of a republican. Republican: You democrats are baby killers!
Democrat: Technically it would be the mother who did it. And technically, it isn't even killing a baby you fucking dumbshit. Republican: YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!!!1 Democrat: See you there! |
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The United States Democratic Party. Usually characterized by beliefs such as:
- personal privacy rights, including legalized abortion and gay marriage - protection of civil liberties - protection of the enviornment - multilateral foreign policy - extensive government services, such as health care, education, and welfare - tax system that causes the rich to pay more taxes to pay for above government services There are currently 202 Democrats in the House of Representatives and 44 in the Senate. This is a neutral definition of the word Democrat. Urban Dictionary should be about defining words, not advancing a point of view.
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a member of the more liberal of the two major political parties. this definition of democrat is not a rant
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Apparently, people who aren't allowed to back up their point of view with evidence. Republican: It's obvious the Bush tax cuts helped the poor more than the rich.
Democrat: Actually, statistically, the rich recieved almost- Republican: Your numbers mean nothing. Democrat: This entire issue is about numbers! Republican: No, this is about the people! This is about Joe Everyman! Democrat: What the hell are you talking about? Republican: I'm talking about how you radicals use numbers to mislead everyone into thinking the Bush tax cuts were bad, and that we have massive debt. Democrat: ...We DO have massive debt, and the average person got around $300 back, whereas the rich got- Republican: Are you telling these people America is BAD? Are you saying that America isn't the best damn country ever? Democrat: No, I just-wait, what? This isn't about me! This is about the issues! Republican: Not responding to my questions. Typical. Democrat: ... Republican: See, clearly I have silenced you with my powerful, factual argument. Democrat: I had sex with your wife, Bill. Republican: What?!? Democrat: She said she wanted a man who didn't tell her she belonged in the kitchen. Republican: ... |
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1. One belonging to the United States Democratic Party
2. Tend to believe that government should come to the aid the most disadvantaged in society (see Unemployment Insurance, Temporary Assistance for Needy Families, Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security). We don't bring it up much, but it's what Jesus taught. 3. Belive in the separation of church and state, on the off-chance that not everyone in America is a Southern Baptist. 4. Doesn't believe that industries have the unfettered right to dump carcinogens into our water supplies. Also believe in protecting public health and worker safety. 5. Believe in strengthening public education, rather than gutting it with vouchers. 6. Belive in civil liberties and equal rights for all people, regardless of gender, race, or sexual orientation; a Democratic President pushed through the Civil Rights Act even though it meant losing half of his party. That half, comprising mostly of racist whites, now overwhelmingly votes Republican. 7. Most have actually read the 9th amendment. Can also spell "amendment." 8. Represent broadest spectrum of the American public: women, blacks, Latinos, gays, Jews, seculars, immigrants, union workers, and yes, also straight middle-class white male Protestants like me. If they were alive today, Abraham Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt would be Democrats.
or Despite a wealth of good ideas, Democrats have allowed themselves to be intimdated by semi-literate meatheads called Republicans |
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A member of the Democratic party, one of the two major political parties. Similarly to Republicans, they blame all of the world's problems on the other party. Stereotypically, Democrats are hippies.
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The default political party to vote for when opposing republicans in a presidential campaign. Voting for the green party is worthless, I'll vote democrat.
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Those who vote based on irrelevant factors (id est, gender, race, charisma, et cetera). "As a Democrat, I voted for Barrack, because we need a black man in the White House."
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