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People who dish crap and insult everyone that doesn't think like them, but gets upset when the favor is returned.
Person 1: Republicans are so stupid
Person 2: Totally
Person 3: Democrats are idiots
Person 1: How dare you insult democrats?
Person 2: Democrats are wonderful people who can argue about how gay marriage should be legal and the rich should be taxed more, but can't talk about things that will actually help the country. You're such a terrible person and so judge-mental that you would say something like that about another person.
by Ihaveanactualbrain April 07, 2013
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1. A group of communist that wish to see America burn and are no smarter then a rock.

2. A political party in which most of the members are minorities even though Republicans freed the slave and a majority of slave owners were democrats.

3. People that would wish to see America become a communist country, they would also like to see to it that no one can get ahead in life and wish that everyone was equal,they also would see to it that the education system was destroyed so none of their African American members realize that it was the Republicans that freed the slaves.

4. A bunch of wind-warping communist that would see america burned just so Republicans couldn't fix the Country.

5. Lazy communist that think they are the right people for the presidency

6. Friends and allies of the Taliban

7. A group that would like to change or completely destroy the constitution

8. Followers of Obama Bin Laden

9. supporters of communism and terrorism

10. Descendants of Mao Zedong

11. A group that is full of worthless scum that wish to destroy America

12. A group that need you to give them 4 more years to ruin America
Barrack Obama is a prime example of Democrats
by flood warning May 07, 2013
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People who like to spend money and give money to those who are lazy, enabling them to do anything for themselves. They are ignorant, stubborn, and often uneducated. I live in California, so I would know.
Republican: So who did you vote for?

Democrat: OBAMA! HELL YEAH, OBAMA IS AWESOME!

Republican: Why is that?

Democrat: He's going to change things in this country!!!

Republican: Oh yeah? and do you know what he is going to change?

Democrat: ummm....well no, but I'm sure it's going to be good. Plus, I need money in my pocket and I don't feel like working. If i keep popping out babies, Obama will keep paying me.

Republican: *rolls eyes*

Democrats ruin the country our founding fathers worked so hard to build. Thanks ass holes.
by MissBriley February 05, 2010
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A person who is pro-abortion (legalized child murdering), supports middle-class tax raises, wants to restrict constitutional rights, and is anti-American.

A modern communist.
Barack Obama, a Kenyan, is anti-American, anti-business, and a democrat.
by ProLifeGirl February 18, 2013
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One of the political parties of the United States. Although they have shapened up today, they used to be pure evil. (Consult your American History textbook and you'll know what I mean) They used to be unable to govern, were racist against blacks, supported unfair propositions, and were against America. Now they simply can't govern.
Me??!! A Democrat??!!?!?! HAw!! LOL!! ROFLMFAO!!!!! OMG! You've gotta be kidding me!!! What the heck do you take me for?? DANG! That's a good one! You should be a comedian.
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1. A individual who a part of the democratic party, and wants change like the homeless.

2. A person who believes his party was created to liberate blacks from slavery when it was obviously the republican party.

3. An idiot of no medical background thinking its perfectly reasonable to mash a human being's body threw a tube causing the baby much pain when the baby can be born and put up for adoption. If the mother would die during birth, than the doctor would perform a C-section because we are in the 21st century not the 19th

Post Script: Masturbating and eating eggs are not the same both of these do not contain living creature besides semen which contains millions of cells which have to enter an egg to begin to develop. While eggs are food for the baby chick to eat and develop in, and does not contain any living creature till fertilized.

4. Most in the country which means most of Jay Leno's Jaywalkers. People who think they know more about the government than George Bush but have never met the man. People who think standing up with almost the whole world watching your every move is and easy ordeal.

5. Sheep

Post Script:If you don't get this joke you should not be commenting on anything ever.
"Man, this guy ran into me yelling about change. Was he homeless?"
"Nope he's a democrat"
by Smarterthanyou22 July 08, 2009
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A person who does not have a brain, whom feels everyone should give their money to others who don't want to work. Also feel that America should be a bunch of unarmed peasants, by taking all guns away.

Democrats typically do not care for others thoughts, and usually dismiss conservative thoughts out of hand
Timmy said, "Daddy whats a DEMOCRAT?"

Dad replied, "Timmy, a DEMOCRAT is someone who cannot think, but merely repeats regurgitated material. Don't talk to DEMOCRATS."
by CONSERVATIVERIDER22223 April 13, 2009
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