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1. People who blame Bush and bash him even though most of the time they have no idea what they're talking about, and either state the question as if it's an answer, repeat the same thing over and over again, thinking that the more they say it, it might actually become a fact, or make donkey noises when they forget how to be civil.

2. Call everyone who doesn't think Obama's the Messiah, a racist. Even when Democrats were the known racists a while back, and were dedicated to the KKK. But I guess that's the past.

3. Say that Republicans hate the poor people, when the Republicans want to have more jobs, so the unemployed have a chance to work for their money. Of course, that's inhumane, because why shouldnt the unemployed low class citizens be allowed to sit on their couch drinking a cold one, while other people are out working hard, to get the money taken away from them and given to the lazy piece of shits contributing nothing but more babies to be raised poorly?
Democrats: Bush is a racist!
Republicans: How so?

Democrats: He hates black people!
Republicans: Why do you think that?

Democrats: BECAUSE KAYNE SAID SO!
by Y33 November 04, 2010
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Political Party that vocally supports gay marriage, abortion rights, green ecosystem and the like.

The other things they have done is put us into one serious hell of a debt for the country, despite the blame on the last republican idiot, the democrat we have as president now is an even bigger idiot.

Have absolutely no idea how to manage a private sector business or any financial decisions what so ever
Q: Do you vote Democrat?

A: Why would I want to ruin our country like that?
by DAVfoto August 15, 2011
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Someone who claims to be open minded but really just follows the crowd and does not know about the real issues.
If they are white they only voted for Obama because they thought it would make them feel better. They are now realizing it didn't.
Person 1: All my friends are Democrats so I thought it would be fun! Are you a Democrat too?

Person 2: No I'm a Libertarian.

Person 1: What's Libertarian?

Person 2: It's a 3rd party.

Person 1: What's a 3rd party?

Person 2: Exactly.
by LibbyChick January 06, 2010
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1. A individual who a part of the democratic party, and wants change like the homeless.

2. A person who believes his party was created to liberate blacks from slavery when it was obviously the republican party.

3. An idiot of no medical background thinking its perfectly reasonable to mash a human being's body threw a tube causing the baby much pain when the baby can be born and put up for adoption. If the mother would die during birth, than the doctor would perform a C-section because we are in the 21st century not the 19th

Post Script: Masturbating and eating eggs are not the same both of these do not contain living creature besides semen which contains millions of cells which have to enter an egg to begin to develop. While eggs are food for the baby chick to eat and develop in, and does not contain any living creature till fertilized.

4. Most in the country which means most of Jay Leno's Jaywalkers. People who think they know more about the government than George Bush but have never met the man. People who think standing up with almost the whole world watching your every move is and easy ordeal.

5. Sheep

Post Script:If you don't get this joke you should not be commenting on anything ever.
"Man, this guy ran into me yelling about change. Was he homeless?"
"Nope he's a democrat"
by Smarterthanyou22 July 08, 2009
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a person who adheres to the democratic party, the more liberal of the two dominating political forces in America. while their policies often have good intentions, they place faith in government, otherwise known as the most inefficient organization known to man. For a democrat, government programs are the solution to just about any social problem, especially those created or aggravated by government programs or restrictions (see health care). To pay for said programs, they would take as much money as they can from rich people. If in congress, they avoid taxes to prevent this from affecting them too much. they also believe that the ideal way to create jobs is to take lots of money away from rich people who, incidentally are the ones who actually provide jobs for those with less money.

Also a person who claims to be a capitalist rather then a socialist, and then when asked to describe their beliefs, describe either socialism, or Marxism (read the Communist Manifesto if you don't believe me).
Democrats have a majority in both houses of congress

Many economists believe that FDR, a democrat, actually prolonged and intensified the great depression by his domestic policies
by MadnessClown December 29, 2009
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A person who, on the internet(we have it in the south; surprised?) assumes that a Republican is an ignorant Southern asshole who can't spell his own name without help.

For example, the definitions on here before say that a Republican is:
1. "Southern Baptist,"
2. "Are the only ones allowed to back up their point of view with evidence,"
3. Automatically a "RACIST WHITE,"
4. "Cannot spell ammendment,"
5. Have "no good ideas,"
6. "A semi-literate meathead,"
7. Automatically "the party to vote against,"
8. Believes a newborn baby is not as important as its mother,"
9. "Can not spell Democrat,"
10. the list goes on..

After this, the list continues to glorify the Democrats, claiming that Ultra left-wing Hippie fundamentalism is better than ulta right-wing Baptist fundamentalism, no matter who is involved in this debate.
Sivilised peoples on the internets thit can spall there uwn names, not alike the rapublicans. democrats are best acuz they think they are. is thare warld an we in the south, the hicks, ore jist living en et.

This isn't your world, sterotypical fuck-o's.
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A democrat is a person who likes to take from the "rich" and "help" the poor. This is the cause for America's debt. All they do is appeal to the general public (poor minorities) by make vague promises that they can't keep. They also belive that they way to fix any problem is to throw taxpayer (your) money at it.
The cause for America's problems are democrats.
by Thekids10 January 02, 2010
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