4 definitions by CoolAlien
In short, a dumbass that sits on their balls all day expecting raised taxes for others and more money for themselves. These people likely call anyone who has a differing opinion than them racist, spends more of their time on twitter than actually doing something productive and beneficial for the world, believes it's possible to magically bend the rules of science and change your gender, and lots and lots of more terrible and illogical things. They also say untrue things and spread terrible rumors about presidents that they don't like. These people additionally expect to be taken care of for free from the government like a little spoiled baby. Ask any white 13 - 30 year old if they're a democrat, they'll most likely say yes.
Guy A: I expect to be taken care of from the government and I complain about not being rich. I'm white and I feel *sniff* really oppressed...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GIVE ME MONEY FOR FREE ALL I DO IS SIT ON MY ASS ALL DAY AND EXPECT TO BE PAID YAAAYYYYY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY.
Guy B: Get the fuck away from me you crazy retard. I bet you think that you can swap your gender whenever you feel like. Stupid democrat.
Guy B: Get the fuck away from me you crazy retard. I bet you think that you can swap your gender whenever you feel like. Stupid democrat.
by CoolAlien March 24, 2022
The middle of the month, March, specifically March 15. To summarize, this is the day Julius Caesar died, who was assassinated by his friends. Supposedly, Julius' friends thought he gained too much power, so they stabbed him 23 times.
by CoolAlien March 15, 2022
The worst in-game experience you'll ever have during your first run of the game you're playing right now, life. You need your character to wake up with only 2 hours of sleep, which will keep them from functioning properly. Then, you either walk a long ass path, or take the hell ridden vehicle with disgusting level 4 children that stick boogers up the footrest petal. After you arrive to the torture chamber, you are greeted with math. What's so bad about math? Learning things you'll probably won't use for your career. If you wanna be an artist, too bad. You have to have your time wasted learning calculus instead. Next is ELA. ELA teaches you how to...literally read. Science is next. this is probably the most interesting subject, since your teacher probably won't care about what you're doing if you're wearing level 100 protective glasses. Science teachers see these glasses as protective shields that can protect an incoming intercontinental nuke, but the cons of science is how they make you compare salt to...salt. There's also these things called "Specials" that seem interesting at first, but terribly horrid and tiring once you experience them. P.E is probably the most hated out there, I can sense those girls complaining how their gym shorts are too short. I can go on and on explaining how illogical and flawed this experience is, but that'd take too long.
by CoolAlien March 14, 2022
Recess Monitor: Put all the balls back into the cart!
Fifth grader: *cringe smile* hmmmm..... what kind of balls?
Fifth grader: *cringe smile* hmmmm..... what kind of balls?
by CoolAlien March 14, 2022