CJ just handed his douche bag friend my number like an asshat, and the dude doesn't even have a car. Looks like I'm charging that queer a Delivery Fee. *pinch*
by king_bloint420 August 27, 2009
Tell me about your new girlfriend?
Her name is Lisa. Blonde, looks after her figure, and best of all... delivery miles!
You lucky bastard!
Her name is Lisa. Blonde, looks after her figure, and best of all... delivery miles!
You lucky bastard!
by pisshole, shithole, fuckhole May 12, 2016
A person who loves to drive and thinks his or her car is a toy. Aided by the power of the companies name, the driver is filled with a sense of Righteousness as they skid around a corner weaving through traffic. This cigarette smoking Delivery Driver is "NOT TO BE FUCKED WITH". Will not hesitate to throw you into oncoming traffic(while listening to Black Sabbath as he throws his head back and laughs, lighting another cigarette). And the most important fact, the driver knows where you live. Most likely has a "shit-list" of addresses to "bad tippers".
The Delivery Driver peeled out of the parking lot, throwing an empty can of beer out the window as he sqwealed around the corner.
That driver smelled like cigarettes and booze again.
my pizza is missing toppings!
Did you see those two cars racing? the Papa Johns guy smoked him.
That driver smelled like cigarettes and booze again.
my pizza is missing toppings!
Did you see those two cars racing? the Papa Johns guy smoked him.
by butseks February 9, 2010
On instance of a very regular and frequent schedule of sexual encounters between a male and their current partner.
by hactar May 2, 2003
verb. Excuse given when you cant come into work because you have a job interview or you are meeting a hot Asian girl.
by TheDude2000 June 22, 2012
A booty call made after a night out with the assumption the he/she will come to your place. This is as opposed to picking up at the bar.
David: Yo Jake, is your girlfriend gonna meet up with us or are you bringing home one of those sweeties.
Jake: Nah man, I'm just gonna order delivery after we leave. If she aint there in 30 I think I get head for free.
Jake: Nah man, I'm just gonna order delivery after we leave. If she aint there in 30 I think I get head for free.
by Dr. Fus December 13, 2008
The act of having anal intercourse while giving birth. Upon ejaculation she gets a good ol' fashion cream pie and the baby gets a little messy 😜
(Kid) Hey dad was my birth natural?
(Father) ...yes son it was very natural, it was a pretty messy delivery
(Kid) Shrek is love Shrek is life
(Father) ...yes son it was very natural, it was a pretty messy delivery
(Kid) Shrek is love Shrek is life
by A.D. Khaled June 21, 2015