name. Most likely
person, Stupid and innocent...to your
do you know, he is pissing on your
toilette seat as we speak. it's not because he is stupid and doesn't know how to pull his foreskin
back and aim right, its just
that he doesn't care.
A man who has the whole world fooled except for the people that live
upon a maid, he lets his roommates or girlfriend clean up after him. With Arrogance as his middle name, he cocks his head back and laughs
as he can at his own jokes.
The dinner etiquette
he possesses contradicts itself. He properly
uses the silverware, but he tips
his cup back so the wine dribbles out the sides and down his chin, properly
Marcello's are known for being so afraid of spiders, that they
will deftly attempt
to kill it (with your
remote) while totally
red wine on your
white carpet in the process.
His careless nature leads to sloppy habits like leaving his shoes in your
walk space (preferably in front of your
Marcello: Guess what man, my Girl Friend Caught me online again.
guy: Oh yeah, and she didn't dump you?
Marcello: No man, i gave
her excuse... she thinks i am estupid, bahahh ha hahh ha ha!!!!
Marcello: Hey bro, im going on a date with
this girl from
guy: oh yeah?
Marcello: if things go well, maybe i go to her place, maybe f%ck her in the A##.