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1. A likeable young man who has his life together in all the right places, except for one: his oldest and dirtiest pair of jeans. He’s oblivious to the uncomfortable circumstances these favorite jeans have placed him in with his family and friends.

2. In reference to a man who can’t get rid of his ratty jeans. He is in constant denial and insists on wearing them to any and every occasion.
a. “Ditch those jeans, Dean.”

b. “C’mon man, change into something nice, we’re goin’ the bars. Don’t be a Dean”.
by Series 1889 August 03, 2010
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to dean is to be
1: a martial arts god
2: vicious towards annoying people
3: known for hurting people and being friends with the unticus.
1) aaron: wow look at that guy he is such dean
steve: yeah he is pretty godly with his fighting
2) (aaron walks into a dean purposely)
aaron: sorry i didn't see you there....
(aaron wakes up in hospital, his skull is very badly caved in)
3) steve: hey aaron is that guy over there a dean?
aaron: yes i think so, he is friends with that unticus, hi dean!!
dean: hi....

dean: hey unticus, should we hurt aaron???
Unticus: unt! unt! unt! unt!
(dean walks up behind aaron, roundhouse kicks him to the back of the head, aaron is dazed..... unticus walks up to aaron and begins to decapitate him while aaron screams)
aaron: argh!!!!
unticus: unt! unt! unt! unt
by mr krum September 01, 2010
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A Dean is someone who generally is always angry at everybody and everything.

When startled they tend to pull a face that looks like Nicholas Cage when he's doing his psycho smile. Followed by a quick smash to the face with a sledgehammer.
anger rage megarage angry Dean
by jawahha May 16, 2011
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A person who is way cooler than a "syd"
In most cases a Dean is always right. All Dean's are born doing a project on jello
That is a dean they are perfect in every way
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Normally has a micropenis. The Deans of the world are normally pussies, who do not know whether they are attracted to men, women, or animals. When a Dean is angry he will attempt to unplug your laptop.
Girl 1: "Ohhh Dean has such a small penis"
Girl 2: "I know it didn't hurt at all when he put it in"
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Verb - to assist in a prank, to validate a prankster's words
R - Hey, I've convinced this woman on the phone she owes five hundred dollars for repairs on the fence she fell into. She wants to talk to the manager.
D - I'll dean her for you and then allude to other ways she can pay the fine.
R - Nice.
by Chili-Dawg November 15, 2010
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girl: look it's dean donatellllllli
guy: yeah his name really suits him.

(he's a loser)
by boobsandstuff March 30, 2011
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