A Dean is someone who generally is always angry at everybody and everything.

When startled they tend to pull a face that looks like Nicholas Cage when he's doing his psycho smile. Followed by a quick smash to the face with a sledgehammer.
by jawahha May 16, 2011
Verb - to assist in a prank, to validate a prankster's words
R - Hey, I've convinced this woman on the phone she owes five hundred dollars for repairs on the fence she fell into. She wants to talk to the manager.
D - I'll dean her for you and then allude to other ways she can pay the fine.
R - Nice.
by Chili-Dawg November 15, 2010
1. A likeable young man who has his life together in all the right places, except for one: his oldest and dirtiest pair of jeans. He’s oblivious to the uncomfortable circumstances these favorite jeans have placed him in with his family and friends.

2. In reference to a man who can’t get rid of his ratty jeans. He is in constant denial and insists on wearing them to any and every occasion.
a. “Ditch those jeans, Dean.”

b. “C’mon man, change into something nice, we’re goin’ the bars. Don’t be a Dean”.
by Series 1889 August 03, 2010
One of the best guitar manufacturers in the world. Some of their main customer/ex-customers are Dimebag Darrel and Michael Angelo Batio. They make amazing double neck and quad guitars.
Dude: oh dude you seen the quad guitar dean designed for Michael Angelo???
by tony-montana December 14, 2007
Being raped or sexually assaulted by an attractive or "hot" guy. In retrospect you may not want to be deaned but you will like it.
- Hey gabby what did you do last night?
- I was with rons... he deaned me
- He did?! do you want to press charges
- Nah, I kind of liked it
by Paige Henderson January 22, 2011
to dean is to be
1: a martial arts god
2: vicious towards annoying people
3: known for hurting people and being friends with the unticus.
1) aaron: wow look at that guy he is such dean
steve: yeah he is pretty godly with his fighting
2) (aaron walks into a dean purposely)
aaron: sorry i didn't see you there....
(aaron wakes up in hospital, his skull is very badly caved in)
3) steve: hey aaron is that guy over there a dean?
aaron: yes i think so, he is friends with that unticus, hi dean!!
dean: hi....

dean: hey unticus, should we hurt aaron???
Unticus: unt! unt! unt! unt!
(dean walks up behind aaron, roundhouse kicks him to the back of the head, aaron is dazed..... unticus walks up to aaron and begins to decapitate him while aaron screams)
aaron: argh!!!!
unticus: unt! unt! unt! unt
by mr krum September 01, 2010
1. 5 ounces of weed, commonly low quality
2. The administrator of a school
1. I got a shipment of 5 Deans from across the border
2. Bill was the dean of the school
by double rainbows14584 February 14, 2011
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